An Interesting Encounter

On the walk to the store today I almost stepped on a dead kitten. While getting calamine for the chicken pox epidemic, was approached by a creepy old woman carrying a basket with a large snake and a single egg. After avoiding her, I proceeded to pretend there wasn't a man killing a chicken behind me while I was buying fruit. At least someone moved the dead cow from the roadside. That, or the dogs finished eating it.